President Cat's Scoreboard

Whodunnit?		The Deets
		With the security guard behind Dignan's at the mall!
		Mysterious sounds coming from the back seat of mom's minivan.
		"She just lays there," he says. Ouch!
		Every Tuesday after theater guild, whether they need it or not.
		Marky made his mark. She dropped 20 pounds and now she's getting pounded.
		Joaquin got her 'digital'. She doesn't need the internet, she's already world wide.
		It's always special with Joan.
		Her private parts are more like public parts. Ask the tennis team.
		It's true what they say about Tommy!